facts-i-just-made-up:

clarknokent:

I didn’t think there was this many ways to say “let me see your penis”

This represents about 1/10 of the messages I got that day, and there were two other days-

http://facts-i-just-made-up.tumblr.com/post/92023124573/facts-i-just-made-up-for-the-disturbingly-high

http://facts-i-just-made-up.tumblr.com/post/113029205643/new-masterpost-of-the-best-of-the-3rd-annual

The ways tumblr can think of to ask this question numbers in the thousands.