top 10 gamer failures

splendidland:

float-like-a-bulldozer:

splendidland:

tuna-trash:

splendidland:

1. calling the rings in sonic the hedgehog “coins”
2. thinking rayman flies with his ears rather than his hair
3. calling link “metroid”
4. thinking mario 65 will come out one day
5. duke nukem
6. when megaman touches a spike…oof that’s gotta sting!
7. trying to use strength on the ss anne truck to try and find mew but you push it so hard that it falls into the water and drowns ; (
8. when you can’t get a “high score” or get to the “next level”
9. 25 years in gamer jail.
10. i don’t know how to pronounce “mario”

Explain 5

duke nukem is a putrid stink man from the sewer.

what did you do to go to gamer jail 

i opened the Gamer Gate and let all the gamers out, ruining local agriculture and putting the ecosystem in turmoil.