intercontinentalchampion:

moonlandingwasfaked:

ryangoslingofficial:

SCENE 1 ACT 1

[int. dreamlike stage wrapped around like an amphitheater]

CURTAINS OPEN. TUMBLR USER RYANGOSLINGOFFICIAL ON STAGE, SWEATING, OBVIOUSLY NERVOUS, TREMBLING.

Ryan: I uhhh…umm gah uhh……

THE THEATER IS PACKED FULL OF EVERY SINGLE PERSON ON TUMBLR, VISIBLY ANGRY.

Ryan: …Old World Blues is a kinda bad DLC and, Godhand and Metal Gear Rising can suck my piss

THE THEATER BEGINS TO RIOT AND TEARS RYAN APART WITH THEIR HANDS

SCENE 1 END

ryan i’m going to fucking kill you

this post f*cking sucks

Bad post op