spiroandthelacktones:

hazoretspartyfavors:

voiceofallmtg:

actualborossoldier:

dancing-sword:

asmund-scion-of-ice:

delver-of-seacrest:

kastheorzhov:

fatmomsgetfit:

I think “Hey, fuck you, buddy. I spent the night learning to riverdance,” is going to be my go-to excuse for everything, now. –AW

You wanna know why I didn’t do your stupid thing? I have a life.

I’m soooo sorry. I was drunk.

For the last time, I do what I want.

For the last time, I didn’t feel like doing something dumb today.

You know why, Bob?? I do what I want.

For the last time, yolo! Yolo.

I’m soooo sorry. I have a life.

Honestly… I forgot ( this is just already me all the time )

I’m soooo sorry.i watched porn instead