wolkemesser:

flavoracle:

odric-master-swagtician:

odric-master-swagtician:

Liliana’s gonna be so pissed when she finds out Squee is immortal and didn’t have to make a deal with a single demon to do it.

Jodah, who is 2,000 years old: Yeah I fell in this fountain once and I just haven’t aged since.

Liliana: Wh

L: Where’s the fucking fountain

This post needs a warning label from the Surgeon General, because I nearly died while reading it

Liliana: how long have you been the captain of this ship?

Jhoira: Oh, on and off for a Millennia or so.

Liliana:

Jhoira:

Liliana:

Jhoira:

Liliana: Motherf-