His palms currently perspire,

killjoycain:

the-man-who-sold-za-warudo:

mcgama:

the-man-who-sold-za-warudo:

his knees weakened,
arms encumbered,

vomit haveth appeared on his armour already,

mothers pasta of Italian origin

pasta, lasagna, and pizza were actually brought to Italy from China by Marco Polo during the 13th century but okay.

This armour is late 16th century. That gives my mother of Italian origin 3 centuries to develop her pasta in order for me to vomit it on myself. This meme is historically accurate.

I just had a stroke