Condoms. I am the safe sex dragon
Mirrors! I’m either a very vain dragon, a very fabulous dragon, or both.
A pile of coppers and small change. I’m a dragon who likes to show off their wealth in the most elaborate and redundant way possible. Or it’s a fashion choice and matches my scales. Or both.
knitting! I can haz jumpers?
We now have the four main villains of a really weird and slightly undramatic D&D campaign. I can just imagine the faces of the bored and annoyed adventurers walking away with their new hordes…
angle-poise lamps… it will be a very well lit cavern
Miniatures paints. I’m a dragon with a lot of hobbies ok!!
I’m a dragon that hoards wacom tablets?
….sure i’ll take it. 🙂
Dead Plants. I hoard dead plants….
Empty aluminum cans
Salt. I have a salt lamp to my left. I am the saltiest dragon.
Makeup
Motherfucking Cowboy Meowchow 