possiblestoner:

pepperpottsstark:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

umiko-hitara:

poisonpawz:

zftw:

voyagebysexualdiscovery:

Uh oh

wouldn’t that be awkward

Can I get some credible sources?

Here’s one

and another

and one more for the road

this wont end well

Almost as if the Bible was translated by hundreds of men, each to fit their own marriage lol

Living in the suffocatingly oppressive Bible Belt of America is about to get way more entertaining.