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Y’all out here bitching and moaning about Momo’s revealing costume and I haven’t see a single word about THIS crazy thot ONCE

Not to rain on your joke but they actually do edit her clothes in “redraws” and I think that’s a whole lot funnier

You never see these people complaining about how all the boys are fit and shirtless a lot of times

Really makes you think

^^^

Don’t know what this show is but fuck man I was wearing bikinis when I was a teenager and its not that big of a deal like jesus

Have you now shame everyone know teenagers and woman must wear swimsuits like this

They also had a literal nude scene with 15 year olds

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What’s happening on Twitter? 😂

https://twitter.com/smashmouth/status/992478669435060224?s=19

Love smash mouth

What’s going on this year

What is happening? 😂

EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!! SMASH MOUTH AND THE ROCK EAT PUSSY!!!!

This is a thing of beauty.

This gets better and better

Before You Follow…

facts-i-just-made-up:

This Blog Posts:

  • NSFW, and several other letters.
  • Untagged Gore, and other former vice presidents.
  • Hardcore Pornography of fish, slugs and rotifera.
  • Graphic Nudity of invisible people.
  • Hate Speech against all forms of parasitic foot infections and fungus.
  • Profanity and Vulgarity, including the ð-word.
  • Spoilers, including clotting agents and mold.

Please Do Not Follow If:

  • You are Anti-Vacs. Vacuums are just as legitimate as brooms and mops.
  • You think Races aren’t real. There are many, including the Tour de France.
  • You are Pro-Life. All life is evil and should be exterminated.
  • You are Pro-Choice. USDA Choice is inferior to USDA Prime.
  • You don’t believe in God, and furthermore that I am God.
  • You are offended by offensive things that offend you.

I Tag:

  • People who are not yet “It.”
  • Yak ears and other livestock parts.
  • Days in German.
  • Pillows, and those tags can’t be removed except by the consumer.
  • Items for sale.

Only Follow If:

  • You are over 81.
  • You are human, humanoid, or neither.
  • You remember what this is:
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  • You are the 1%. Not a rich person, you must be an actual percentage.
  • You support. I don’t care what but you must be load-bearing.

Finally:

  • Caterpillars

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New original 3D animated movie: Ducks.
The secret life of ducks when humans aren’t looking.

Whenever ducks fly south in the winter, they’re actually flying to a big city of ducks where they talk and have jobs and have traffic lights with pictures of ducks in them and every billboard and storefront is a bird pun.

A generic duck guy is a young adult who feels inadequate because his dad is a big broker in the bread stock exchange.

He accidentally reveals the secret life of ducks to a human child, and now he must take her south with him to duck city. On the way they get into hijinks and find out about a big duck conspiracy or something.

I was thinking at first this was an actual movie

It will be if you just give me 3 years and $150,000,000

How many times would “duck” be confused between the physical action and the animal in question?

12 times for comedic effect. 1 time used ironically in a sad moment in the end of act II. And 1 time in the last act when the protagonist has to say something badass when he defeats the bad guy.

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This winter, ditch the binoculars and rediscover bird-watching with the hot new movie…….DUCK!!!! 

If this post gets 100,000 notes I’ll start working on the script.

Well then…

Let’s get to work.

Without further ado, and over a year in the making:

The final draft of the script

@charlesoberonn You should turn that into a book, comic book, or movie!! Map out a plan, then put it on kickstarter. I’d definitely back you.

You can back me up on Patreon!