Tumblr users on April 25th, 2018: My ancestors are smiling on me Wikipedia. Can you say the same?
Hey, you. You’re finally awake. You were trying to edit the page, right? Walked right into that Wikipedia ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.
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omg i am laughing so hard at the Miss Universe costume category
you got poland lookin nice
Namibia workin it
Costa Rica goin big, what did you expect
Haiti fuckin rockin it
Great Britain got damn
Switzerland hell yeah
and then
….Miss USA.
we had to be a fucking transformer
ive never been more proud to be an american tbh
Omg rly ??
yes! really!
translifeline.org
US: (877) 565-8860
CANADA: (877) 330-6366
Pacific time: 8am to 2am
Mountain time: 9am to 3am
Central time: 10am to 4am
Eastern time: 11am to 5am
Alaska time: 7am to 1am
Hawaii time: 6am to 12am
Omg rly ??
yes! really!
translifeline.org
US: (877) 565-8860
CANADA: (877) 330-6366
Pacific time: 8am to 2am
Mountain time: 9am to 3am
Central time: 10am to 4am
Eastern time: 11am to 5am
Alaska time: 7am to 1am
Hawaii time: 6am to 12am
tbh i have a lot of sympathy for straight women in terms of how they’re treated by men, but not enough to actually put up w them. one girl in particular i remember kept going on and on abt how she’s chill w gay people, but then straight up told me to my face (knowing that i’m a lesbian) that if she ever had a lesbian daughter she’d kick her out. this was directly after she spent ten minutes talking abt how she’d love to have gay sons bc “they’d be so funny”. i didnt know where to even start
tenderlesbian-deactivated201807:
holy shit
Gnomes tend to be masterful wizards. Letty just happens to be a premier Angermancer. :V
m86:
john lennon shortly after being necromanced by me: im john lennon from the beetles and im alive again, cool
me: [from above] think again john
almost 3000 notes and no one has taken offense to me using necromancy to resurrect john lennon in order to kill him again
oh please we love it!
reagan’s next
Motherfucking Cowboy Meowchow 