jackdrawsgames:

agent-ches:

exoskyll:

sin-artist:

catf8sh:

thisiswhymomworries:

thisiswhymomworries:

thisiswhymomworries:

my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you move out and have a house of your own 🙂

me, in this economy: a what

my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you get married and have a husband 🙂

me, a known gay: a what

my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you start a family and have your first baby 🙂

me, an asexual: A WHAT

my parents: our little girl is growing into a woman!
me, a nonbinary: a what

my parents: our boy is growing into a strong man
me, a nonbinary: a what

my parents: can you tell us the SI unit of power, equivalent to one joule per second, corresponding to the power in an electric circuit in which the potential difference is one volt and the current one ampere?
me: a watt

my god

my parentsHagrid: you’re a wizard

me, Harry Potter: a what

What should a paladin do about an open portal to hell if he can’t close it?

wearepaladin:

i-am-venomancer:

wearepaladin:

we-are-avenger:

wearecleric:

wearepaladin:

Take advantage of this excellent opportunity to rally an army TO RAZE HELL ITSELF. OR DO IT YOURSELF IF YOU’RE MAD/HOLY ENOUGH TO PIERCE THE HEART OF DARKNESS PERSONALLY! TEACH HELL’S FIRE THERE IS A GREATER FLAME THEY WILL NEVER MATCH, AND THAT HELL’S TIME IS OVER, 

FOR I AM HEAVEN SENT.

Fell the Mighty MtG Art by Raymond Swanland

Hunting the Fallen by ArtDeepMind

Fatale: West of Hell, cover art by Sean Phillips

Deployed to the Front by AaronMiller

Hell’s combat by viko-br

by Erak Note

Charcoal Pine Resin™ – fantasy art by Jan Schäffler

Toby Lewin

You will never be in such a battle by yourself.

Indeed, Asmodeus’ reign will be BROKEN AND HELL ITSELF WILL BE SUNDERED.

A reminder: this is how paladins deal with hell, not by summoning demons into traps, but kicking the door down where they are strongest.

Asmodeus is vital, the gods gave him his realm. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asmodeus_(Dungeons_%26_Dragons)

Not to mention, he is one of the best opponents to demons

Baatorian propaganda. Even assuming that bit of lore carries a kernel of truth, there are stories and evidence that Asmodeus slaughtered whole civilizations to give room for the devils to rule the nine hells, and that the true god of light that ruled that realm was also murdered. Do not speak to me of evil as a natural force when no matter its form, it is a cancer that eats without restraint.

wuh2k:

bando–grand-scamyon:

saurons-optometrist:

captain-rez:

solarpunkcast:

anarchistcuddles:

ineversurrender:

Kent State University

“The Kent State shootings (also known as the May 4 massacre or the Kent State massacre)[3][4][5] were the shootings on May 4, 1970 of unarmed college students by members of the Ohio National Guard at Kent State University in Kent, Ohio during a mass protest against the bombing of Cambodia by United States military forces. Twenty-eight guardsmen fired approximately 67 rounds over a period of 13 seconds, killing four students and wounding nine others, one of whom suffered permanent paralysis.[6][7]

“There was a significant national response to the shootings: hundreds of universities, colleges, and high schools closed throughout the United States due to a student strike of 4 million students,[10] and the event further affected public opinion, at an already socially contentious time, over the role of the United States in the Vietnam War.[11]

Student strike of 4 million students! Let’s do that again lol

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kent_State_shootings

Don’t forget that basically half the country thought the students deserved it…

Another picture from Kent State.

But it was not just Kent State, eleven days later Mississippi Police fired 150 rounds into a dormitory at Jackson State College, killing 2 and wounding 15 black protesters.

Btw half of the students killed at Kent State weren’t even protesting, they were just there

What in the absolute fuck

When the Irish guy has known about this since he was like 8, but it’s suspiciously hard for Americans to learn about…

animentality:

boarofthenorth100:

phoneus:

boarofthenorth100:

phoneus:

boarofthenorth100:

phoneus:

boarofthenorth100:

phoneus:

boarofthenorth100:

phoneus:

boarofthenorth100:

phoneus:

boarofthenorth100:

phoneus:

boarofthenorth100:

Yes, come on in!

Ok

Yes, yes, come in to my cabin, watch your step please.

You Have A Lovely Hombe

Thank you, Horace. Sit, make yourself at hombe. Or would you like to play a game of Billiards in my special room over here?

Oh I Just Love To Play Balls

We’ll get along splendidly, then.

Some wine?

Oh Enough Chit-Chat And Lets Talk Creams.

Go on.

Well I Just Love Creams. Well They Taste Good. And. Oh The Texture An-

*Shrnf…*

Smells Of Steel.

*All pretense and friendly affect is dropped, eyes fixing coldly on the boar*

*Advances*

Well I Simply Knew All A Long

*And Horace Delivers A Series Of Funny Kicks And Rageful SMACKS To The Assailant’s Solar Plexus And Hip Bones*

AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! DEFL…AAAA…a.aa….aaating….

Hm Hm Hm That Aought To Teach You Scoundrel

*Horace Turns His Handsome Snout To Face YOU*

Rememboar: Dont Go In A Strangor’s House Or Something I Forget

the most coherent incoherent RP I have ever witnessed on this site