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thats my mom

I have a friend who is a paladin / necromancer what is the appropriate smiting protocol

wearepaladin:

Protocol Black Delta, Section 9: Cleave until Paladin half of Paladin/Necromancer is made separate, then eradicate necromancer half. If subject fails to survive process, contact you- wait a minute, who wrote this?

Oh. A necromancer anon managed to scribble in bad advice into the paladin guidebook. *shakes fist*

Anyway, use best judgement.

collectivesighs:

mysharona1987:

mysharona1987:

I just love that America’s right wing have finally been reduced to asking the parents: “But can’t you just *ground* them?”

Pathetic and oddly hilarious.

“If you take away their allowances and phones they will suddenly forget about all those classmates being brutally murdered!”

If I Were a ’ Parkland parent’ I would be standing beside my child filled with pride, and supporting him every way I could.

talkgentlytome:

Tag yourself I’m the “Overdressed and Underappreciated”. Artist : http://www.mattadrian.com/

izzu:

These freaky dudes are inhabitants of the deep sea and passengers of the Deep Sea Metro. The Octo Expansion will definitely be a change of pace for Splatoon 2 but it’s a welcome one!

dailytweets:

I can’t snap at all.

I use my ring for the left middle for my right

gemsthebreaks:

your-favorite-gurl:

defectivealtruist:

u know they dead

That’s what you get when you try to document them

rnortal:

please support motor crush, its a new comic with a black lesbian lead with lovely art style and an intricate plot about motorcycle lesbians & their rival gangs

I’m not into pranking people, so I decided I’d show you some animals that look silly instead.

the-letter-why-in-parenthesis:

Andean Cock of the Rocks (ALWAYS WATCHING)

Arabian sand boas (DOING THEIR BEST)

Dik diks (SMALL?????????)

Softshell turtles (SMOOTH BOYS)

Christmas tree worms (FESTIVE FRIENDS)

Saiga antelopes (I LOVE YOU BUT WHY)

Baikal seals (ROUND BOYS)