mermaididols:

vicholas:

Okay so like, in the infamous innuendo-filled Birds of Prey song from Batman: The Brave and the Bold, the Birds of Prey sing about different superheroes’s dicks through euphemisms. 

Leaving aside all questions related to why is this happening in a kids show, there’s one thing that has always caught my attention. What does Huntress (Helena Bertinelli) mean when she says “I’d like to see his secret cave”. The tone she uses when she says it clearly implies more than going to the actual batcave. And the fact that this is juxtaposed with Catwoman and Black Canary using “Batarang” and “Utility Belt” as euphemisms for Batman’s penis reinforces my point. 

Listen. Batman’s secret cave is Batman’s asshole.

vic is right and she should say it

Huntress wants to peg Batman, and possibly has, & you can either accept this fact or die like a dog 

huntress pegs the question for sure

mermaididols:

vicholas:

Okay so like, in the infamous innuendo-filled Birds of Prey song from Batman: The Brave and the Bold, the Birds of Prey sing about different superheroes’s dicks through euphemisms. 

Leaving aside all questions related to why is this happening in a kids show, there’s one thing that has always caught my attention. What does Huntress (Helena Bertinelli) mean when she says “I’d like to see his secret cave”. The tone she uses when she says it clearly implies more than going to the actual batcave. And the fact that this is juxtaposed with Catwoman and Black Canary using “Batarang” and “Utility Belt” as euphemisms for Batman’s penis reinforces my point. 

Listen. Batman’s secret cave is Batman’s asshole.

vic is right and she should say it

Huntress wants to peg Batman, and possibly has, & you can either accept this fact or die like a dog 

quietly-islayem:

bishopmyles313:

meatgod:

mooniwolfkomoki:

dbdspirit:

In response to the NSFW ban being enacted by Tumblr Staff, on December 17th 2018 I propose that we all log off of our Tumblr accounts for 24 hours. 

The lack of respect and communication between staff and users is stark. Users have been begging staff to delete the porn bot outbreak, which has plagued the website for well over a year. The porn bots oftentimes send people asks and messages, trying to get them to go to a website full of viruses. They also spam advertisements on others posts.  

Users have also begged that Tumblr ban neo-nazis, child porn, and pedophiles, all which run rampant on the site. The site/app got so bad that it was taken off the app store.

However, instead of answering the users, Tumblr has instead taken the liberty to ban all NSFW content, regardless of age. But users have already run into issues of their SFW content being marked as sensitive and being flagged as NSFW, not allowing them to share their work.

Not only does this discriminate again content creators, but it also discriminates against sex workers. Disgustingly, the ban will be enacted on December 17 which is also International Day to End Violence Against Sex Workers.

This ban is disgusting, and while I (and plenty of others) welcome porn bots and child porn being banned, the Tumblr filtration system is broken. It tags artistic work’s nipples as NSFW (when it is art), it tags SFW art as NSFW (when it is not), and does not stop the porn bots, neo-nazis and dozens of other issues.

This ban is discriminatory. This ban is ineffective. This ban is unacceptable. 

To protest, log off of your Tumblr account for the entirety of November 17th. Log off at 12 am EST or 9PM PST and stay off for 24 hours. Don’t post. Don’t log on. Don’t even visit the website. Don’t give them that sweet ad revenue. 

Tumblr’s stock has already taken a hard hit. Let’s make it tank. Maybe then they will listen to the users. 

Reblog to signal boost! We must force change.

Got a reminder set.

I am ready, meatGod approved

If this guy approves, it means somethin lol ^

Damn

sandersstudies:

waywardsignns:

ruptorune:

Please don’t fucking log off tumblr on the 17th as a protest. All that’s going to do is give tumblr more reason to shut this place down because of revenue loss.

Please don’t fucking log off tumblr on the 17th as a protest. All that’s going to do is give tumblr more reason to shut this place down because of revenue loss.

This is blatantly untrue

Companies do not experience one day of revenue loss and pull the plug, destroying years of work and firing dozens if not hundreds of employees.

Companies which experience loss in revenue and consumer interest make investments and changes in order to ragain their users/customers. That’s why organized protests and boycotts WORK. Tumblr will NOT go down after one bad day or week, but they might be willing to listen to its userbase if we put up an organized protest. (If you don’t believe me, think about how long sites like MySpace and Google+ hang around with fractions of their previous user base, often for years.)

Yahoo paid over one billion dollars for Tumblr, and the website will not go offline because of a one-day event, so in conclusion,

DO log off on December 17th to show Tumblr that you disapprove of its recent content ban and clumsy execution of censorship.

Please reblog this version of the post to stop the spread of misinformation.


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taako-waititi:

heraareyouthere:

pagesofkenna:

This is legitimately the funniest thing that has ever happened on MBMBAM

who doesn’t eat raw pasta tho, that’s a thing???

transcript:

Justin: Hi, Brooks!

Travis: [crosstalk] Hello, Brooks!

Brooks: So, my question is – my boyfriend keeps on going into the pantry and grabbing… handfuls of fettuccine?

[audience laughs]

Brooks: Unco – [laughs] uncooked? 

Griffin: [sarcastically] I would hope he’s not grabbing handfuls of cooked fettuccine, Brooks!

Travis: In your pantry?!

Brooks: No – and eating them raw – [audience groans] – and he keeps calling them chips?

Justin: Okay –

[audience laughs]

Brooks: How do I make him stop?

Travis: Is your boyfriend here?

Brooks: Yeah.

Travis: You’re a monster! [audience and Justin laugh] Words mean things!

Griffin: Does anyone remember – [clears throat] I haven’t been to olive garden in… many moons, but they do have like, a little, like – fettuccine… bottle that you can just grab ‘em out of and chew – hold on! [indignantly] Was this a prank you guys pulled on me when we went to Olive Garden as kids?!

[audience laughs] 

Griffin: No. Stop, everybody shut up! [audience and Justin laugh] Do they give you fe – raw fettuccine to chew on in the lobby of the Olive Garden?? 

Audience: No! 

Griffin: YOU ST- FUCKIN’ – BASTARDS!

Travis: [crosstalk] Yaaaaaaayyy!! 

[audience starts cheering and clapping]

Justin: The prestige!! 

[Travis and Justin cackle while the audience cheers. Griffin presumably has his head in his hands.] 

Travis: And now you have IBS! 

Griffin: I didn’t -!

Travis: [triumphantly] We got ‘im!

Griffin: What I need you – [aside] Brooks, we’ll get back to you – [to his brothers] what I need you two to understand is – [Justin wheezes and giggles] that was not – the only time I went to Olive Garden. [audience laughs] There were – [laughs]

Travis: [in disbelief] Were there never employees around, like -??

Justin: [high-pitched giggles]

[audience laughs even more at Justin’s giggling]

Griffin: I – I! Wanting to seem like an authentic metropolitan… diner, would always grab the fettuccine and walk over to my friends like, “Mm, yeah, I’m a little – a little peckish -”

Travis: [cackles]

Justin: Griffin – Griffin, I –

Griffin: I fucking can’t believe – I can’t believe you did that, and I can’t believe literally I’m finding out in the worst imaginable venue –

Justin: Speaking as a former Olive Garden employee, there is – if I saw a little kid eating fettu – raw fettuccine, the… odds of me stopping them are negative one thousand percent.

[audience laughs]

Griffin: Okay, Brooks.

Justin: Brooks.

Griffin: Yeah, so I’m – gonna –

Justin: Wait –

Griffin: Sit this one out, Brooks! [audience and Travis laugh]

Justin: Brooks, is it possible that your boyfriend has been laboring under the same delusion as my brother for all these years? [audience laughs] “Oh, but wait, they sell this for you to take home? Okay! Little fancy for myself, then!”

[Griffin and audience giggle]

Travis: Brooks, is it possible –

Griffin: Mmm.

Travis: – your boyfriend does not believe these are chips, but instead, likes to annoy you, by calling them chips, a thing I – not exactly that, but similar – do to my wife all the time? [audience laughs]

Griffin: Is it possible, your boyfriend… loves chips. And you never have chips, and this is his way of passive-aggressively sort of – [audience laughs] guilting you into go – “Ooh, these are tasty chips!” – and as a raw fettuccine eater myself, I can tell you, it’s not a – it’s not a good chew! 

[audience and brothers laugh]

Griffin: You do it, and you put it in your mouth, and your six-year-old brain thinks, it’ll turn to fettuccine in the heat of your mouth. [hysterically, as audience laughs] It doesn’t work like that! It doesn’t work like that! It just doesn’t work like that.

Justin: Brooks –

[recording ends]