Motherfucking Cowboy Meowchow

the-queen-of-angsts:

shitpost-senpai:

8chn:

8chn:

this is so agressive wtf?

i cant stop thinking about how they broke the egg..

An orc made this, but a really domestic orc that likes to be told that she’s pretty.

I love her

kallypsowrites:

redwwood:

comickit:

redwwood:

pottamux:

chaoticroguekel:

pottamux:

captaincromch:

redwwood:

redwwood:

My mom kept all our baby teeth but she didn’t separate them so there’s just a box she had with like. Three sets of random teeth mixed around

Okay I’m so sorry this isn’t actually funny but it’s like. Really funny. I’m so sorry

wtf dogs lose their teeth. also who the fuck keeps baby teeth that’s horrific

My mom kept my baby teeth. And then my second set fell out so I kept those in a little bag and now we both have a set of my baby teeth.

wait what. how many teeth do you have im so confused.

I had 3 sets of teeth. So did my older brother. It was weird cause I’d had them for a few years and then they all started coming out all at once. Had a full new set in like 2 weeks. My dentist said it was fine since nothing grew out of place so idk.

I’m sorry what you grew teeth like a shark? What?

When i was younger I watched my babysitter take a plastic bag containing all her baby teeth and crushed them all into powder under the leg of a chair bc she was bored

Excuse me?

This post is like getting punched repeatidly, but from a different angle each time

scottymouth:

e-moms:

crentist:

This is my favorite SNL sketch, and it is always so hard to find because it was cut out of the reruns for whatever reason. But it’s so funny. I will never not think this sketch is funny.

this is so fucking funny also ive been singing ‘aint nothin cuter than a bad country baby eatin peaches off a hardwood floor’ since last night

I’m Dana Jean Harley

(Source: https://player.vimeo.com/)

davythings:

This is easily one of my favorite guest voice scenes in a cartoon.

Jonathan Davis, the lead singer of Korn voicing Succulentus of the Kactus Krew.

I needed to pause several times just to withstand his early 2000′s rock/metal lyric quotes.

candygarnet:

southernsideofme:

welcome to adulthood, i hope you brought lots of

ibuprofen

doubletrouble7997:

nickelodeonhistory:

a deleted scene from the 2001 spongebob episode “just one bite.” it was cut from future airings due to complaints that it was too violent.

THIS ACTUALY HAPPENED! I THOUGHT I FUCKING MADE THIS SHIT UP IN A DREAM OR SOME FUCKING SHIT. MY LIFE IS COMPLETE NOW!!!

stephendann:

jokesarefunny:

caprisunsport:

reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die

i aint risking being a weak ass ghost

Reblog for a +2 to visibility to cats when nothing else can see you

stalling:

Me after the orgy my bf and I hosted:

do-you-have-a-flag:

Imagine being an uber driver and while giving some teen and his uncle a ride you end up getting pulled into a hostage situation/anti government rebellion forces

Han Solo did not sign up for this

carly-gay-jepsen:

higharollakockamamie:

lord-kitschener:

mormonfries:

pissvortex:

kidzbopdeathgrips:

kidzbopdeathgrips:

jordan peterson’s fucking insane all-meat diet is almost certainly going to kill him and i personally find that extremely entertaining

“i ate like a teaspoon of apple cider vinegar and was overcome with an inexplicable sense of impending doom and couldn’t sleep for a month” like BITCH that is NOT a healthy reaction lmfao

like if someone threw a fruit in his general direction he’d probably fall over convulsing and start coughing up blood

i thought you were fucking kidding

Getting scurvy to own the libs

The doomcider part is fucking amazing.

WHAT THE FUCK ?