sometimes i see an annoying ass post on the dash & im like wtf i’m gonna unfollow whoever made me witness this 😤 but then i look & it’s my Beloved Bastard Mutual so i can’t do it……. i have to let the gremlin run wild….

My poor Granny Louise (RIP) as the dementia set in: ‘You can’t trust Santa. Your parents going xmas shopping? They approach Santa about gifts for you. Then he steals them back to his lair with promises of gifts for you. And you never see your parents again.’

mysharona1987:

vaneloslash:

mysharona1987:

Probably why it was the last time she ever babysat for for us.

She got sent to the home after that one, It was for the best. She was not well. Died soon after.

But what she said scared the fucked out of me.

This is begging to be made into a full fledged Christmas horror movie.

Honestly,it is.

afancyowl:

androiddaydreams:

androiddaydreams:

10000bc:

10000bc:

i wanna post something but it requires a deep understanding of reincarnation for any of you to fully grasp what im trying to communicate

enrique262:

aveanexalea:

How to take care of a cat stuck in a tree the russian way.

I’m 85% sure the subtitles are accurate.

The chaos, the gross negligence, the completely unnecessary destruction of property, the massive do-not-give-a-fuck attitude, and yet it all paid off somehow, I have never seen something so Russian in my entire life!

skwhy:

all pedophiles should die and theres literally no downside to them all dropping dead

pumpkindxq:

This is apparently a new and very gross scam apparently coined as a “cash slave”.

The one that many Tumblr users are falling for isn’t as obvious as the other one I found while fact checking. They’re usually very similar to porn bots and you probably didn’t notice how pornographic pay/pi/gbi’s header and icon are. I do not know just how much this scammer is doing or if they’re doing anything other than stealing personal information but if you know a minor who’s trying to get free money through this

WARN THEM THAT ITS STEALING BANKING INFORMATION AND PROBABLY DOING MUCH WORSE!