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My blog theme in the first year of being on tumblr: carefully chosen font, ‘professional’ style, high quality neutral images with “deep” meanings like the ocean and sunrises.
My blog theme after 4 years of being on tumblr:
my weirdest hobby is re-creating memes in html so i have a crisp, HQ version of them to use and edit whenever i need
you’re doing god’s work here
meme restoration. my hobby is called meme restoration
where’s that video of the naked crackhead literally running the speed of a moving car and I use the term literally literally he was deadass keeping up with the car
Hi! Humans don’t have an eye shine, so that’s not a person!
😨
i mean its really obviously fake but like its some good ass shit
Daily reminder that Gizmodo is a piece of shit website that doesn’t let people enjoy anything.
Gizmodo author, through gnashing teeth and tears: I’d treat her right…
Look, we’re all hot for Helen but you don’t fucking disrespect Bob like this.
Bob is one of the best dads and husbands in media today and I will fight anyone who says otherwise
this is a pro-bob blog. idiot anti-bobs dont interact.
Hydrox cookies, 1954
oh ahit we got fooled by look alikes
Nah we’re safe, oreos are the REAL og
SHIT NEVERMIND God is dead and life is a lie
there’s an alternate universe where these replaced our oreos and there are tons of cats and dogs named hydrox
Real talk, Bulbasaur would be the best pet ever if it was real, let me list you some reasons of why:
- Sleep Powder when you can’t sleep
- Sweet Scent when you are tired or anxious
- Vines to reach far things or lift stuff or swing like Spiderman
- Razor Leaf to cut things or gardening
- Solar Beam would be like a WMD threat to your enemies
- Bulbasaur can take care of other animals
- Doesn’t need food as long there’s sun, so you don’t worry about him.
- Nature control
- Rules over other creatures like a real dinosaur
- It never dies of hunger and its speed doubles under the sun, so you got a scary plant dinosaur in day time
- Won’t flood your home and mess stuff or burn it down, it’s calm and smart.
- evolves to a badass beast
- He’s too freaking strong
- up for hugs
- He’s one of most loyal Pokemon ever
- He can dance
baby boy.. baby.,
Motherfucking Cowboy Meowchow 