scootsenshi:

jennitheodd:

fuckyeahwierd:

How… how on earth do you discover that you have an ability like this. 
Do you wake up one day and say “I wanna log-roll a table upside-down” and dedicate your life to achieving that goal?
Are you lounging around the house and someone tosses an ottoman at you and you roll a 20 on your Dex check? 
How?

They were probably ballerinas or circus performers. They also probably balanced all kinds of stuff with their feet.

erikkillmongerdontpullout:

yelnatszeroni:

lord-kitschener:

I am not am azealia banks Stan at all, but the shit grimes was trying to pull with her, targeting banks because she s a black bi woman, is disgusting, racist, and auch awful straight girl shit, and I hope grimes and her slimy boyfriend continue to get shredded for it

and honestly y’all are right to say they chose her specifically bc no one would believe her once she complained about it

Yeah Elon is even saying (reportedly) that he’s never met her and she wasn’t there despite a unrelated 3rd party confirming that she went to his house. They are really banking on her reputation to get away with gross stuff.