I’m the cowboy you see in the corner of your eye when its dark and you’re scared
Cow… Boy??
*the room goes pitch black and you see the brim of a hat out of the corner of your eye*
the cowboy starts to glow
you look at the clock
fuck, it’s that time again…The picture hasn’t even loaded yet, but if this ISN’T a picture of McCree, I’m going to shit myself

Songs that never fail to make white people beyond turnt
- Don’t Stop Believing
- Bohemian Rhapsody
- Living On A Prayer
- Come On Eileen
- Sweet Caroline
- Shot Through the Heart
- Pour Some Sugar on Me
- Sweet Home Alabama
- Under Pressure
- Shook Me All Night Long
- Ice Ice Baby
- Cotton Eyed Joe
- 500 Miles
- Wonderwall
- Buddy Holly
- A Thousand Miles
- Teenage Dirtbag
- Red Solo Cup
- Mr Brightside
- Never Gonna Give You Up
- Eye of the Tiger
- Chicken Fried
- American Pie
- I Love Rock and Roll
- Dancing Queen
- Don’t You Want Me
- We Will Rock You
- The Time Warp
- Hey Jude
- Piano Man
- This Is How We Do It
- Drops of Jupiter
- Hey Soul Sister
- In The End
- All The Small Things
- Stacy’s Mom
- Kryptonite
- All Star
- You Found Me
- Bad Day
- Bring Me To Life
- Dance, Dance
- Sugar We’re Going Down
- I Write Sins Not Tragedies
- All The Small Things
- Ocean Avenue
- Dirty Little Secret
- Margaritaville
- Sk8er Boi
- Brown Eyed Girl
- Life Is A Highway
- Some Nights
- Little Lion Man
- Breakeven
- Hey There Delilah
- Viva La Vida
- Use Somebody
- Carry On My Wayward Son
- Take On Me
- 1985
- Iris
- I’m Awesome
- Seven Nation Army
- September
- Since U Been Gone
- Skinny Love
- Everybody (Backstreet’s Back)
- Bye Bye Bye
- Say It Ain’t So
- Somewhere Only We Know
- I’m Yours
- Last Resort
- My Girl
- Tiny Dancer
- Roxanne
- Shout
- I’m a Believer
- Soul Man
- Feel Good Inc
- Check Yes Juliet
- Walking On Sunshine
- MMM Bop
- Pumped up Kicks
- Hooked On A Feeling
- It’s A Beautiful Day
- Summer Girls
- Before He Cheats
- Happy Together
- You Make My Dreams Come True
- Build Me Up Buttercup
- Escape (The Pina Colada Song)
- DONTTRUSTME
- Shake It (Metro Station)
- Juke Box Hero
- Girls Just Want To Have Fun
so i made the playlist https://open.spotify.com/user/haey1/playlist/15HiKjAnUuAymWdqejOTcP
Rebloging with the playlist.
as a white I can confirm the accuracy of this playlist
If you don’t lose your titties with excitement over this playlist you don’t have a soul!
homeskillet, i’m mexican american and i can confirm that this gets the white in me turnt af
Ain’t gonna lie
He loves getting his haircut!
this is one of the best things if not the best I’ve seen in my life
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=2116186811786336&id=112674268804277&_rdr
every single word in that sentence hit me like a ton of bricks
sometimes the world is too much
please look up the canberra centennial sky whale. its a $35,000 hot air balloon commissioned for the city’s hundredth birthday and it looks like a whale with eight massive dangling titties
it flew over the whole city
massive flying eight tiddy birthday whale
That blue balloon to the left seems equally as surprised as we do
















