kyraneko:

thecheshirecass:

vague-humanoid:

shevni:

rogha:

I hate in the MCU or anything when the aliens or whatever are attacking and everyone’s just ‘oh yeah we be chilling just cowering over here’ as if seventy percent of humanity isn’t really angry all the time like catch these hands motherfucker I’ve bitten people for trying to steal my chips you think you can just steal my whole fucking planet YEET HERE COME MY TEETH film people be using responses to natural disasters but I promise if human sized things came to throw down humanity would be ready to fuck them up like yeah you got laser guns I got this dope ass stick I just found let’s go you ugly fuck

silentwalrus1: #yeah bicht!!!!!!#gimme the battle of new york with fuckin chitauri comin down and the shift manager of the times sq H&M has finally had Enough#Tracie bout to kill this alien with a traffic cone#’ JUST PRETEND THEY’RE TOURISTS’ she screams choking out goddamn Lizard Lite with her lanyard#10 feet away a park slope mom is beating an alien to death with her four year old’s knockoff eco friendly razr scooter#every single retail employee gets ten years’ worth of therapy in one day#captain america’s kill count: 83 aliens#kathleen from accounting: 94 and also her boss

Humans are biolent, angry little creatures who live under a constant state of stress and have very little sense of self preservation. #whatsmykillcount would be trending in Twitter while people posted videos on every available platform. Like honestly Earth is not the one.

You never know you’re from a Death World until somebody tries to conquer it.

mia7437:

creamchis:

jerryterry:

scotchtapeofficial:

jerryterry:

neopoints:

me n the girls walkin into target headed straight to the clearance bread rack

jerrod how long did it take you to photoshop all that bread

Did it the lazy easy way: 

It may be less than stellar, but I have a strict personal rule: “don’t put longer than 30 minutes’ effort into a fetish joke”. The second you hit 30:01, the exposure becomes lethal and the fetish becomes unironic.

FETISH?????????

god i wish i were you

we-are-rogue:

3.5e Eberron Book Art Spreads by Wayne Reynolds

  1. Races of Eberron (detail)
  2. Races of Eberron
  3. Eberron Campaign Setting
  4. City of Stormreach
  5. Explorer’s Handbook
  6. Sharn, City of Towers
  7. Five Nations
  8. Explorer’s Guide to Eberron
  9. Secrets of Sarlona
  10. Dragonmarked

warriorlesbian:

galsgadot:

We had 5 months of pre-production and, you know, I’ve seen the girls at the gym, around the studio. They always looked so beautiful and so strong and fit but I had never seen them in costume. When we shot the first scene, when all the women were riding horses together, I was holding Patty’s shoulder, watching the monitor and I told her ‘I can’t believe we’re shooting this’. – Gal Gadot on the Amazons’s workout video. 

It’s through training, and the Divine companionship of other Sapphic Warriors that we may hone our Strength, Compassion, and Determination.

Always aspire to be a massive Dyke!

Train and Fight! Love Women and Love Yourself!

WarriorLesbian

klubbhead:

butterflyinthewell:

A busker plays music for a blind autistic girl sitting in a wheelchair. She’s being allowed to stim (flapping and rubbing her shirt) and respond to the music her own natural way. The busker places her hand on the guitar to let her see what is creating the music, and she smiles as he sings to her.

They made a connection.

That is autism acceptance.

Take note. Many autistic people will open up to you like a flower if you gently connect with them in ways that work for them instead of forcing them to connect with you in ways that only work for you.

I hope that sweet kid grows up to be a musician or artist! 🙂