jerryterry:

scotchtapeofficial:

jerryterry:

neopoints:

me n the girls walkin into target headed straight to the clearance bread rack

jerrod how long did it take you to photoshop all that bread

Did it the lazy easy way: 

It may be less than stellar, but I have a strict personal rule: “don’t put longer than 30 minutes’ effort into a fetish joke”. The second you hit 30:01, the exposure becomes lethal and the fetish becomes unironic.

hanaxsongs:

Pearls are a servant caste, described by Peridot as being “someone’s shiny toy.” They are expected only to serve and be submissive and obedient, simply waiting on their owners and not acting independently in any way. Pearls typically fulfill tasks such as holding their owners’ belongings and serving as footmen, opening doors for their masters; they are expected to consistently exhibit subservience by remaining silent unless spoken to and remaining a few paces behind their superior when walking with them.

pukicho:

that-dork-you-followed:

pukicho:

You’ve heard of tails the fox? Get ready for a new member in the sonic family: Balls the human !

delete your account

Multiple playable characters give you the ability to go explosively fast as Sonic, soar as Knuckles, or power through tough obstacles with Balls’ brute strength. You can re-live the Sonic of the past with an exciting new twist on classic zones while fighting against new bosses and Dr. Eggman’s evil robot army!!