mrs-jamie-wellerstein:

writebastard:

aragorn1379:

ginjaninja3716:

commandereyebrows:

chachipistachis:

theamericankid:

Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.

Is this the same artist who made the original for this

how women actually are

OH MY GOD IF I DON’T EVER REBLOG THIS IT’S PROBABLY BECAUSE I’M DEAD

mother fuckin macys sale

Her name is Doris. Here’s the artist. And here’s more
Doris:

I have a physical need to reblog this every time.

amber474:

losingmymindtonight:

rapid-artwork:

fedoraspooky:

sir-p-audax:

bogleech:

did-you-kno:

Giant tarantulas keep tiny frogs as pets. Insects will eat the burrowing tarantulas’ eggs – so the spiders protect the frogs from predators, and in return the frogs eat the insects. Source

This has blown my mind for years. It’s so unreal. It’s almost the same exact reason humans and cats started living together.

Tiny frogs are tarantula housecats. A science fact seldom gets to sound that much like meaningless word salad.

This is legit, guys. And I’m excited about it.

Someone needs to draw a tarantula person with a tiny pet housefrog now. Please let this be a thing.

image

How is this?

it all makes sense now

🤣🤣

Was not expecting that at the end

have you guys ever noticed how pretty the bi flag is???

hallo-i-am-a-potato:

portmanteau-bot:

jamaicanblackcastoroil:

socialistexan:

ssansy:

jonlovett:

formerfundie:

how-late-am-i:

Like, look at it

It looks like a sunset

just

#the sky is bi confirmed

You wanna get people to hate you? Just claim the whole fucking sky belongs to your favorite kink.

the sky belongs to bisexuals now sorry str8s

I have legal rights on the sky purely because you called my sexuality a “kink” you piece of shit. You’re legally not allowed to look at the sky any more. Fuck you.

When you reject religion but keep all the shitty politics associated with it.

“Racial realist”

racial + realist = racist.


Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1

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powerbottomjotaro:

Snake: Otacon!

Otacon: What is it, Snake?

Snake: I lost a peanut under the sofa. When I went to retrieve the peanut all I found was this 20 dollar bill.

Otacon: Oh! Well don’t worry Snake. 20 dollars can be used to buy lots of peanuts!

Snake: Hnnn. Explain how.

Otacon: Money can be exchanged for goods and services! Like people driving you places, or giving you food!

Snake: So… you’re saying that if I take this 20 dollars to a place that sells peanuts. I can get MORE peanuts?

Otacon: Basically!

Snake: Hrrnn… I might have to try this sometime.