tokillapromqueen:

surprisebitch:

yeah-t1:

the-last-snow-elf:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Me, at the sperm bank: Yes, can I get a venti please?

Since the average man ejaculates 3.7 mL of sperm, that’d be .125 ounces. A venti is 20 ounces. So you’d be drinking the sperm of 160 men

now that’s a spermtacular deal