My dad is a cop too and honestly I hate him. I’m disabled, and he would make fun of me every day. He would start fight because he thought they were funny. He was physically, emotionally, and verbally abusive. Once, he threw me over our couch and called me a pussy (he’s over 100 pounds more than me btw). Another time he pinned me to a wall and threatened to kill me. When I turned 18, I left to live with my mom, and I haven’t spoken to him since. He doesn’t know I’m trans, and he never will

Anyone feel like road tripping to kick the shit out of a shitty father

Im always down

47! shoutout to @catphantoms for the prompt on this one; they suggested ‘humanborn’ as a play on dragonborn, and it actually lined up with an idea I’d already wanted to explore! the thing about dragons in DnD and Pathfinder and whatever is that they are infamous for boning humanoid races (like, the sorceror class is LARGELY attributed to dragonfucking) and what the hell is the point of fantasy hybridization if there isn’t some horrible, horrible potential for mutants in there, am I right.

twentyonelizards:

tag urself: dnd edition

Im a gross multiclass of 3 lvls firghter 3 levels bard 2 levels cleric and one level druid

phil-the-stone:

phil-the-stone:

U know what I just thought of … That mcfreaking iconic photo of zoe saldana casually balancing across chris pratts back with kurt russell doing finger guns in the background ….. that was really somethign

For those of u asking

profeminist:

“There are some esteem issues that come w/ the assault of being colonized & being dominated & being marginalized. You have to get to the point where it’s like this is not truth & it is no longer going to be MY truth.” Read more of my feature w/ @bustle: http://bit.ly/2otrf94

–

Danai Gurira

invalleumbraemortis:

dakotaaaa:

there are some dystopian ideas coming from the White House lately

Lord

spiroandthelacktones:

ion0ra:

sarpadianempiresvol-viii:

Aw, rats! 🙂

Aw, rats! 😦

(Source)

MOM HOLY H*CK

WHYYYYY

tomjogi:

by

Jakub Rozalski

scythe is so fucking dope

fedini:

courfeyclause:

wings-for-castiel:

headmeetsdesk:

radioactivemoose:

so for some reason hershey’s thinks that golden apples would be great to sell as valentine’s candy

so i got one and wrote this on top:

and left it on a table in the studio

less than five minutes later people were fighting about it

my plan has thus far been a success

I love you

you do realize this is how the trojan war started right

this is definitely how the college au of the iliad starts

your-local-mexican:

I don’t know who this white boy is but I trust him